Then: Friendly Skies
Now: Jet Blues
I remember my very first plane ride, back in the day when PSA (Pacific Southwest Airlines) was in business. A smiling stewardess dressed like a “Go-Go” girl handed my sister and me pins announcing to the world that it was in fact our very first flight.
Once seated, we were given soft pillows and were told to please ask if we needed anything else. Soon after take-off, our parents lit up their cigarettes and were served cocktails, which they did have to pay for, but everything else was free. From the movie to the meal to the peanuts. And it really all did come with a smile.
Now, how things have changed. I know some of these changes are necessary. I don’t mind all the post 9/11 security. In fact, I welcome that. I wish we could still greet our friends and family at the gate, but I’ve learned to live with these new rules.
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It’s all the other “consumer unfriendly – more costly” changes that have me ticked off.
First, we now have to pay for our luggage. Unless of course you just take a carry-on bag. But what woman is going to anywhere without her face creams and hair products? And those cannot be carried on board.
So, when I flew to Hawaii for my daughter’s wedding, it cost me twenty dollars for my first bag and would have cost an additional thirty dollars if I took a second one. Which seems backwards to me. And if I carried one larger suitcase it would have weighed too and been oversized and that would have cost extra. It’s a no-win situation.
Once in my seat, I sat back and relaxed, knowing that my luggage was safe in the baggage quarters. Hopefully.
After I finally got a cocktail, during which transaction a serious faced flight attendant asked for a credit card (what happened to Cash is King?), I flipped through those exciting magazines, knowing that soon we would be offered a movie.
“Sure,” I said. “I’d love some headphones.”
“Five dollars, please.” The flight attendant held out her hand
Right. I decided to just watch and lip read.
After all, the meal would be served shortly. What? Of course, how I could have forgotten? We now had to pay for an exciting box lunch consisting of processed turkey on a huge white bun, two cookies and chips. Or I could have bought the chips alone at three dollars a can, which boils down to about ten cents a chip.
Money better spent on a glass of champagne or two, because after all this was celebration. And how often do we get to celebrate our daughter getting married? Oh right. In my case, it was the second time around, but that’s a story for another day.
So, I sipped my drink, looked out window at the clouds and remembered the good old days when soaring through the air really was a friendly experience.
I’ve been doing a lot of flying this summer, Janie, and have therefore been able to compare airlines. Some have TV screens built into the back of the seat in front of you and allow you to choose what you watch. I like those. I also like the ones where you can still check a bag for free–or use the airline’s credit card for that benefit, which complicates check-in even more. Food, though? I’ve gotten into the habit of bringing my own.
Wow! So true, so true. You forgot one thing. They also want you to pull down your shade, if you’re sitting by the window, so people will be able to see the movie. What they really mean is, if you aren’t going to watch the movie, we want you to shut up, go to sleep and don’t bother us.
I guess you hit my nerve again Janie!
The one thing I miss the most since the 9/11 changes and cost cutting measures is the non-stop, cross-country flights. I don’t miss the horrible meals at all, I’d just as soon have a sandwich I bring along, but try finding a non-stop from L.A. to Newark. Every airline used to have them, and plenty of them. Now, if you can’t get one of the few existing ones, you have to hop-scotch all over the continent, adding anywhere from 1 – 6 hours to an already long flight. That’s if you make your connection, and it isn’t cancelled on you.
I’ll pack light and bring my own peanuts if they’ll just get me there easily and on time. I know I’m asking a lot…
Oh, Janie – I remember those go go “airline Stewardess” outfits. LOL. I also remember smoking in the airplane. Our son had asthma as a boy and we aksed for non-smoking seats. Half the time we’d be one row behind the smoking section. Lord, some changes were for the better, no?
I do miss those well-teased hairdos though.
I like Virgin America with their touch screens, you can get into all kinds of trouble ordering things to eat. Heck, they even have wine/meal combo suggestions. i.e. white wine with hummus, cheese and crackers. etc.
As always, an amusing blog. : )
Linda – Yeah, we always bring our own food these days.
Roz – I miss them to. I can’t even fly up to my sister’s in Northern California now without stopping somewhere.
Lynne – I can’t believe they ever allowed smoking in such a confined area. I mean really, how could there even be a non-smoking section?