A Personal Time Bank

THEN: CHANGING THE TIME

 

NOW: CHANGING THE TIME

With the end of Daylight Savings and the clocks changing for winter, I’ve been thinking a
lot about Time. You know that elusive concept that always seems to pass too
slowly when you’re young and way too fast once you’ve crossed the half century
mark of your life.

I mean, really. One minute you’re walking down the aisle
wearing a silk gown for a big ceremony, and the next you’re being wheeled down
the corridor wearing a paper gown for a small colonoscopy.

So, I’ve been thinking.  What if, instead of simply turning the clocks forward
an hour in spring and then gaining that hour in the fall, we could actually save
time itself? If all those hours of Daylight Savings were actually saved in
Personal Time Bank accounts.

Every Daylight Savings we would add another hour,
not to be used until we turned 45, or of an age when we could really appreciate
time. Our hours would accumulate and then each fall when we turn the clocks
back, we could go to our time bank and withdraw whichever hour we wanted.

Think about it. You could withdraw an hour from a day in high school when you
followed your crush around, waiting for him to smile at you.  When you felt hot without having a hot flash,  reminding yourself
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You could withdraw an hour from the day your child was born and relive how it
felt to cradle her in your arms. Before she learned how to talk back.

Or maybe  an hour from when you were laid up in bed with a broken bone. An hour that would  remind you to slow down, take a deep breath. You don’t need to be there for  everyone, all the time.

If you were sad over something, you could take a ‘happy’ hour from your bank
to remind you of life’s ups and downs. Perhaps withdraw an hour to help you
through a tough situation. Or even an hour to spend with someone who is no
longer with you.

You could revisit the days when we called each other to say hello instead of
sending emails. When a text usually meant a book, a virus referred to something
attacking our bodies, and a window was a large opening looking out onto the
world.

And let’s take it one step further. How about being able to withdraw against
these hours whenever you needed a few extra minutes to meet a deadline? Instead
of rushing from the market to the soccer game to the doctor’s to the office, you
could borrow from your Time Bank and make that tightly squeezed day, just a bit
easier. Or maybe even trade hours with your friend to see how it really feels to
walk in someone else’s shoes. Oh, how we could learn to stop judging and just
accept each other. Best of all, we could loan hours to someone whose life is
being cut too short.

If only this were possible. But I know it’s not. So, maybe I’ll just use this
extra hour for a little ‘me’ time. How about you?

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No Butts About It

I’m blogging today about Butts, Jeans & Genes.

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Firsts That Aren’t Fun

Losing your first tooth as a child is always a joyous occasion. You get to smile
proudly, lisp without any repercussions and best of all, you get to put that
little white piece of enamel under you pillow for the Tooth Fairy.

Losing your first tooth as an adult is anything but wonderful. Instead of
getting a visit from the Tooth Fairy, you visit the Tooth Doctor. In place of a
shiny new coin under your pillow to add to your Piggy Bank, you get a rather
painful bill that will put a significant dent in your bank account. And once
that permanent tooth falls out, that’s it. There isn’t another waiting to take
its place.

I had always prided myself on having good teeth. Brushing, flossing, cleaning
were part of my regular regimen. And apart from a few teeth shifting a little to
the left, everything seemed to be fine.

That is until the other day. When disaster struck.

What I thought was a potato chip stuck to my molar turned out to be a slight
crack. And as I worked on getting this supposed chip out of my mouth, I was in
fact, helping my tooth break apart. Imagine my surprise when I held a piece of
my tooth in my hand.

My blood pressure rose. For a few seconds, okay, maybe longer, I couldn’t
think clearly or talk to anyone. This could not be happening. Not to me. But it
was.

And so several days later, there I sat in the dentist’s chair waiting for his
verdict.

Sure enough, I needed a crown.

The procedure itself was not so much painful as boring. While waiting for my
crown, I reflected back on my life. To all of those “firsts” that were cherished
events in my youth. And about those “firsts” later in life that are quite the
opposite.

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something special.

Now, the first time I missed my period (other than due to being
pregnant) was also a special event, but this time it meant I was entering
menopause. The loss of one’s eggs along with the prospect of hot flashes, mood swings and a dry vagina is nothing to celebrate.

The first time I shaved my legs made me feel so grownup. I used an electric
razor and afterwards, rubbed my mom’s moisturizer into my smooth skin. I
couldn’t wait to show off my new, womanly calves.

But the first time I noticed a few hairs on my upper lip and realized that I
needed to have them waxed off, made me feel old and ugly. Every time I talked to
someone, I was sure their eyes were focusing on the manly whiskers growing on my face.

When I first learned to read, I was thrilled. However the first time I
realized that I needed reading glasses in order to see the words on the page, I
went into denial.

Finally, the dentist came back, interrupting the philosophical discussion I
had been having with myself. After putting in my crown, it was time for me to
leave. But not before he informed me that I now needed a deep cleaning. This not
only entailed getting deep into my gums, but deep into my pocketbook as well.
Again.

I glanced up at the sign on the wall.

IGNORE YOUR TEETH AND THEY WILL GO AWAY.

Losing this first tooth was enough. There was not going to be a repeat
performance. I immediately booked an appointment for that deep cleaning.

I’m not looking forward to this experience, but I don’t have much choice.
Smiling without any teeth is not something I want to add to my late-in-life
“first” events.

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Lovely Blogger Award

The One Lovely Blog Award was given to me by the fabulous Vicki Batman for the blogs I’ve written on the wonderful site  In The Powder Room.   Check out Vicki’s  fabulous blog and read all about her great books.

Now before I announce who I’m going to pass this award on to, I’m going to reveal seven secrets about myself:

1.  I’ve always wanted to be a songwriter

2. Every morning I do fifty sit-up, in the nude

3. I used to devour every issue of MAD.

4. I read at stoplights

5. I watch the Disney Channel even when I’m not with my grandkids

6. I love apples and peanut butter

7. I always look for the positive in everything (that might not be much of a secret).

Now I’d like to pass this award on to some of my favorite bloggers.
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Kayaking for the soul

After a long hiatus, too long actually, full of life’s changes, I’m back.    All it takes is a little R &R

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NATIONAL BABY BOOMER DAY

There’s a day for just about everything.  Today is National Baby Boomer Day.  Which is a good time to reflect on what life is like now versus then.

What’s good?  What’s bad?

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MERCURY IN RETRO LOVE

It’s finally here.  My debut Young Adult novel, Mercury in Retro Love.

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Then: Aspiring Writer Now: Published!

Now:  Published

It has taken many years, but it’s finally here!  My debut Young Adult novel, Mercury In Retro Love comes out next week from Turquoise Morning Press.  I’ve been writing ALL my life.  So for those of you still chasing that dream – don’t ever, ever, give up.

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Then: Directly Responsible Now: Direct Response

Then:  Directly Responsible

 

Now:   Direct Response

 

I have a vivid memory of standing in the hallway outside my homeroom, with a piece of gum on my nose.  Now, of course, I wasn’t in this predicament by choice, although I did have control over the actions which led to this punishment.

 

I talked too much.  And I was chewing gum.  Two activities, strictly forbidden in the classroom.  I would have preferred to just spit it out and write  “I will not chew gum in class” until I had filled up an entire notebook rather than stand on display for all the school to see.

 

But my teacher was a smart man and he knew this would stop my behavior.  Which it did.  Nothing is more embarrassing that standing with a wad of pink stuck on your nose while your crush walks past with all his friends.

 

My point here, is that back then teachers were allowed to enforce punishments in direct relation to the behavior.  They weren’t afraid of getting sued by their student’s parents and losing their job.  Today, forcing a student to stick gum on their nose could be construed as physical ( if not mental) abuse.

 

I was directly responsible and I paid the consequences.

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At that moment, in the middle of the night, we must have that electronic chopping device  that all but cooks our meals for us.  Or that exercise contraption that helps us lose wait just by looking at it.

 

If we regret this decision in the morning, we can usually call our credit card company and have the sale reversed.

 

What happened to taking responsibility?

 

And I have another question.

 

What happened to that anti-aging gum I bought last night when I couldn’t fall asleep.   Shouldn’t it have arrived by now?

 

 

 

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Made to be broken

 

Quick. Without thinking, answer this question: What is something that you make and then break without even a second thought.

Well, if you answered ‘A New Year’s Resolution,’ then you got it right.

How many times have you made one of these ridiculous commitments, only to end up apologizing to yourself, days or maybe even only hours later?

I admit. I’ve made them, too. And throughout my years, which have been many, I’ve come to the conclusion that the New Year’s Resolution falls into one of four categories: Fire, Water, Earth, and Air.

Let me define these for you.

The Fire Resolution: This is one that is burning inside you. One that you know you’ve just got to make and have to keep. The one that defines who you are. Or so you think. Such as writing a chapter everyday. Knitting five more inches of your shawl every evening. Painting a scene each morning. The desire to accomplish ‘X’ amount everyday so that at the end of the year, you will have that finished manuscript, the perfect shawl, a new painting. But, ah, like any fire burning out of control, you can only keep up this ferocity for so long and it begins to die. ‘Every day’ becomes ‘every other day’ which melds into ‘once a week’ and then, well, just whenever you feel like it. So goes that resolution.

It’s not to say that the book/shawl/painting doesn’t get finished. If something is important to you, you’ll do it. You’ll make the time for it. And you won’t need to set a beginning date.

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But several days into the new year, you start having withdrawals and begin to wonder why you imposed such an ‘all or nothing situation’ on yourself. You can eat a little sugar. Why not? And that HBO special about Real Sex is educational. And really, exercising everyday just leads to aches and pains that you can live without.

Stopping any activity cold turkey is just a bunch of hogwash.

The Earth Resolution: This has been revolving through your mind, on and off for years. Like the tide, it ebbs and flows and it’s something you’ve always wanted to do but never found the time. Like learning to foxtrot. Or to take cooking lessons. Or read every book written by Charles Dickens. You just need a date to start it.

But once you do start, the revolutions don’t end. And then one day you ask yourself why are you even doing this?

The Air Resolution, also known as the Peer Pressure Resolution: This is one you make because, well, everyone else is making one and you’re falling under the group mentality. So, you just pluck one from out of thin air.

You’ll let people in front of you in line if they only have one purchase and you have a full cart. You’ll remember to recycle. You’ll answer every e-mail in a timely manner.

This may be the easiest to keep, because after all, you haven’t been obsessing over it. And there is no life-changing consequence involved with the resolution.

But in the end it doesn’t matter which category your New Year’s Resolution falls into. Because one thing is certain – wherever it falls, it’s going to get broken.

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