God Bless Kayaking

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It’s been said that sneezing ten times produces a physical sensation much like an orgasm.  Some people go as far as saying it actually causes an orgasm.  I don’t see how the involuntary expulsion of something from the nose can be as pleasurable as a climax.  But I’m not one to judge what brings others pleasure.

All I can say is that one of the most euphoric inducing activities in my life is kayaking.  Yes, an  early morning kayak  on a clear calm lake is pure bliss.  The water, the quiet, the solitude, the connection to Mother Nature.  It’s as necessary for my psyche as the Internet connection is for my job.  And this connection never shuts down, never needs an upgrade.

All you need is a kayak and a lake.

Unfortunately, I don’t have either in my backyard.  But I do have access to both whenever I, a city girl at heart, visit the small town where my sister lives. When I’m up in those mountains,  I throw off my city skin and blend into her world.

Which is what I had the opportunity to do just last week.  We got up with the sun and after watching it rise over the water, while drinking our necessary caffeine fix, we headed for the dock.

After launching my kayak, I climbed in, pressed my feet against the pedals, grabbed the oars and off I went.  And for the next hour it just me, the lake and my thoughts.

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For those of you who have never experienced this sport, kayaking is a blend of working- out and looking- within.  With each pull of the oar, I felt my core strengthening, as I moved across the water.  With each deep breath, I felt all my worries fall away.   And soon I had a rhythm going that could challenge the best of the Olympiads.  Well, okay.  I’m not that good but I do have my own style.

Of course, my style does involve going around in circles for a bit, but I once that situation under control I headed for the middle of the lake.

Once there, I dropped my oars and rested my head back.   Seeing as how I was on a lake there was no threat of a sea monsters.  The only monsters were the ones in my mind and they soon disappeared as I stared at the beauty around me.  It’s one of the only places were I am totally in the moment.

No cell phone.  No email.  No crazy boss.  No whining kids.  No nagging husband.  No worries.

And then I heard my sister, sneezing from across the lake.   One, two, three, four, her sneezes carried across the water, interrupting my meditative state.

I had to smile.  Was her experience double the pleasure of mine?  Like I said, I’m not one to judge.   And right then it didn’t really matter.

I closed my eyes.  If only moments like this could last forever.

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11 Responses to God Bless Kayaking

  1. kim tackett says:

    Kayaking is on my bucket list. Maybe this upcoming weekend? BTW, the sneezing orgasm story I heard is that they way people sneeze is the same way they orgasm. Which means I crack up every time I hear someone sneeze.

  2. perhaps such peace and being at one with the world … is better than sex.
    😉

  3. Oh, how peaceful. Just your words and story relaxed me, so I can only imagine how incredible it would be to actually experience this. I’ve never kayaked but would love to. Sneezing I do do… but never considered doing it ten times in a row. Hmmm… 😀

  4. It does sound idyllic. Relaxing in nature absolutely soothes the soul.

  5. Haralee says:

    Great imagery! Almost convinced me to get in a kayak.

  6. Sam Beck says:

    Gosh, now I’m ready for a lake vacay! I haven’t kayaked in years, but I’m ready for some peace & quiet, and…WTH…an orgasm would be fine too. 😉

  7. Ellen Dolgen says:

    Thank goodness for sisters! Sounds wonderful!

  8. Mindy says:

    Sounds like bliss!

  9. Helene Cohen Bludman says:

    Ah, what a visual. There is something about the solitude in nature that is so nourishing to our soul. I love the idea of being out on a lake in a kayak and having some quiet time o be reflective, with no distractions breaking my reverie.

  10. Wow! I am terrible on the water and often end up in it instead! Glad you find relaxation out there!

  11. Estelle says:

    Wow. I must be sneezing wrong:) I love how much you love kayaking. I’ve tried it and felt that my feet were too secured for my liking. I’m more of a white water rafter myself.

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